CAN WE TALK HERE, WYNETTA takes Z's Preliminary issue of I SPY' to her lawyers. WHY? She wanted to sue 2 for what she calls 'SLANDER' against her bar. HOWEVER, her lawyer said, "I'M sorry, but there is no case here." Is Z pissed, you bet, and he quipped, "I'VE GOT THIS REALLY TERRIIIFFIC, NEW BABY JANE HUDSON DRESS AND NOW I HAVE NO PLACE TO WEAR IT." Urf, Urf, Urf,-I have heard that SANDY WAS ONCE MARRIED TO A GAY MALE. There is no truth to this rumor. ***--EMALEE WAS AT THE BUFFET for the November Birthday Boys celebration and CHEVY wants to know, "HOW MANY BUFFETS SHE WAS AT BEFORE COMING HERE?" -----Oh yes, EMALEE lost 601b's, AHCHEJZ, SHE SHAVED HER ARMPITS AND REMOVED THREE BALES OF COTTON FROM HER NAVAL" --TJ and SANDY have words. JULIE JORDAN FINALLY SPEAKS HIS PIECE, "IF SANDY THROWS TJ OUT THEN I GO TO." GARY informs us that GENE is not really a bartender and the reason that he is here is to pick up tricks. and on GENE, he has barred the last two NON-SPENDING CUSTOMERS THE OTHER NIGHT, ANTHONY THE ANT AND CHRISTOPHER COCKROACH. Urf, Urf, Urf. We hear that management isn't to happy with DENNIS. Watch it girl, it could happen to you, whether you want to believe it or not, and you know it. "I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS MY TYPE." said FRICK as he takes his hand out of TERRY'S basket. --We have heard, that one evening last week, SANDY came in and attacked a customer in front of a full bar for no reason at all. Then she wanted to bar him. Most of the customers screamed, "IF HE GOES, SO DO WE." Common SANDY a woman is one thing, but a LADY is soft, soothing, intelligent, and above all knows how to handle anyone for any situation. At the moment your a terrible actress, but if you study hard, real hard, you could have the academy award. Try it, you'll be surprized where it can get you.

TO

It is not a RUMOR when I say that someone is boycotting SANDY. I MAY BE TACKY AT TIMES, BUT I NEVER TAKE FOOD FROM A PERSONS MOUTH. I DO HOWEVER, BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE HAS AN OPIN ION AND UNTIL THE U.S. of A SAYS WE NO LONGER HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. THEN YOU AND I ARE DEAD DUCKS. THIS IS PART OF THE UNITY THAT I AM SPEAKING OF. IF A CLUB OR A PERSON, NO MATTER WHAT HE IS, DOES SOMETHING THAT THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOES NOT LIKE, THEN IT SHOULD BE BROUGHT FORTH. However, there are those who get off on being treated as a pig, an asshole, a fag these people, it's better than a sexual release or it could be that these people want to see how far they can go and if, perhaps, they can win a childish game. "YOU BE THE JUDGE, BUT READ THE ABOVE AT LEAST THREE TIMES before you judge, if you can. Z -----PETER, one of the bartenders from the PICKWOOD lounge and his new love MEL have breakfast almost every A.M. at the CLIFTON LUNCH with SANDY from the Tomahawk. Can it be that they are comparing notes as to what each bar is doing. We wonder if BRAD WOULD BE A LITTLE UPSET. We hear that he has a crush on SANDY. But then there is TERRY who is still madly in love with BRAD. (as the stomach turns.)

TRAXX

HO, HO, HEE, HEE, HA, HA. The Cleveland Plain Dealer ran an ad for TRAXX. Advertising a night of fun and disco. No big deal. We saw the ad and our thinking was if any of our 'GIRLFRIENDS' had any brains, they wouldn't come to this club. "WHY?" 'Cause, when the public finds a club to be gay, we get all those nasty straight assholes who want to beat up, mutilate and/or Traxx made this statement, "THE AD WAS NOT AUTHORIZED OR APPROVED BY THE MANAGEMENT" AND, TRAXX REMAINS A HIGH ENERGY (what the hell does this mean) NIGHT CLUB OWNED, OPERATED, AND MANAGED BY GAY PEOPLE FOR GAY PEOPLE AND ANYONE WITH THIS UNDERSTANDING.? WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY CONFUSION THISUNFORTUNATE INCIDENT MAY HAVE CREATED.

rob us. Remember what happened to the gold coast.

Vaults

Lorains Lamda bar LUCY was seen here. She dyed her hair red. Now, she thinks she is Lucille Ball. We want to know, "WHO IS BALLING WHO," ---SOFANDA PETERS is back from P.A. Why you leave dare honey? ----ED

married ADAM, married RICK, divorced RICK and now he's back with ADAM. Whew, who be next, girlfriend? Urf, Urf, Urf. CAN WE TALK HERE, TWILA TWAT, STUNT KUNT OF THE PARKING LOTS DOES A 45 DEGREE ANGLE. (you all say that's not so hard to do) IT IS HONEY, WHEN YOUR IN A PINTO. -----Oh JIMMY, it isn't nice to pick up children. PAUL tears into roommate LARRY, gives him a bloody nose and welts his back. Then PAUL throws his lover JIM out into the cold, cold streets. Ha, another happy normal week-end. Urf, Urf, Uxf. -----WALLY & LOLA, after three years of not speaking, have a happy

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